The Postman

What is The Postman?

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!

Tom loves it when the postman calls.

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Lyrically Insane

1. Someone who splurts out 'wicked' words and don't give a fuck about what they say. Eminem. "Fuck you too bitch cal..

Quietus

1. end; cessation. The noun form of the verb/adjective quiet. When the principal of the high school found out the football team was bulki..

Dil Doh

1. The playdoh that comes in many pervertecd shapes and sizes My Black Dil Doh is bigger than your White Dil Doh!..

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