The Postman

What is The Postman?

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!

Tom loves it when the postman calls.

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Thwack

1. to hit hard and percise. Usualy producing a THWACK sound. With a "THWACK" the bamboo rod hit table. 2. to hit Nikki thwack..

Zonnie

1. (n); 1: An extremely tall, second generation, Dutchman with long blonde hair and everchanging facial hair. 2: An overwhelmingly tall, se..

Zoidbergs

1. The rounded bulges of flesh that protrude around a bra or bikini top, typically caused by wearing a garment that is too tight. Inspired..

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