The Postman

What is The Postman?

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!

Tom loves it when the postman calls.

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Fwanker

1. A wannabe-skater/wangster who also spikes their hair with loads of hair gel, is Irish, and plays football. Ew, look at that fwanker ove..

Rib Hackey

1. very sexy northerner, sings in a lesser spotted band. has a fairly large nose and isn't often seen not thinking of his missus only..

Zecs'd

1. A general term for getting screwed out of something. opponent hits a ping pong ball and knicks the edge of the ball Shit, I was Zecs&ap..

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