The Postman

What is The Postman?


1.

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

2.

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!

Tom loves it when the postman calls.

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