The Postman

What is The Postman?

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!

Tom loves it when the postman calls.

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Quweet

1. a very ugly and annoying person "stop talking to me you stupid quweet." 2. an ugly and anoying person i hate that person h..

Twizapple

1. (N): Another word for Cristal Meth. Commonly used by Skaters Emo Kids and Alt-Hip Hoper Meth-users in secret(Code word) "Hey dude ..

Shumpy Shumpy

1. alabamaian term for pube sandwich FUCK YES! mmmmmmm mmmmmm mothafuckaz! the other day darla shaved her stinky little vagina and she don..

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