The Postman

What is The Postman?


1.

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

2.

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!

Tom loves it when the postman calls.

See butt, anus, rimming, tom, postman, strange, sex, porn


23

Random Words:

1. Nickname for the name Oliver. "Yo, I watched that movie Ollo Twist!" See Oliver 2. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ollo sa..
1. This word means a shifty looking rentboy who sells his hole for 10cents in the jax in the red box and lies to eveyone that he's man..
1. The act of ejaculating onto the head or face of an important individual and using said semen as an adhesive agent by which to attach a d..