The Prancing Pony

What is The Prancing Pony?


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The Prancing Pony occurs when you gather between a half dozen and a dozen prepubescent girls, remove their clothes, and tie leashes around their necks. You then proceed to tie the other ends of the leashes to the handle of a wagon which you then climb into. Once in the wagon, you remove your pants and begin to whip the girls, who in turn begin to run away, pulling the wagon. Once the girls tire the wagon will catch up to them, and you will proceed to perform sex acts with each of the girls in turn.

"No, no, it's ok officer, they asked me to show them The Prancing Pony."

See goat roper, The Fox


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