What is The Precious?
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1. n., a synonym for the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series of tales.
2. (var) "my precious"; an utterence which statest the presence of a possesed, supposed ownership of the One Ring; indicative of submission to the Ring's power.
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The precious is essentially Smiegel's (a kind hobbit turned into a terrible gray creature) own child. He loves the ring with a burning passion. He has had sexual intercourse with the ring on various occasions.
Leave me with the precious, stupid hobbitses! The fat one is trying to take it!
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everything covethed by gollem.
The fat hobbitses are hogging the precious.
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