The Precious

What is The Precious?


1.

1. n., a synonym for the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series of tales.

2. (var) "my precious"; an utterence which statest the presence of a possesed, supposed ownership of the One Ring; indicative of submission to the Ring's power.

2.

The precious is essentially Smiegel's (a kind hobbit turned into a terrible gray creature) own child. He loves the ring with a burning passion. He has had sexual intercourse with the ring on various occasions.

Leave me with the precious, stupid hobbitses! The fat one is trying to take it!

See smiegel, the, precious, lord, of, rings

3.

everything covethed by gollem.

The fat hobbitses are hogging the precious.

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