What is The Princess Is In Another Castle?


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1) Your girlfriend is cheating on you.

2) She ain't here.

3) You tried really hard, but you failed.

4) You just got pwned by either Princess Peach or Princess Daisy.

1) Guy: I thought she was mine, but it looks like the princess is in another castle.

2) Guy 1: Where is she?

Guy 2: The princess is in another castle.

3) Graduate student: I tried to get my doctrate approved, but the it looks like the princess is in another castle.

4) Princess Daisy: I'll just be flying under this plane over here.

Young Link: (Dies)

Princess Daisy: The princess is in another castle!


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