The Programmer

What is The Programmer?


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The person at your place of business who subtly or not so sublty manipulated events for his own amusement. Often instigates encounters with the likes of the goat and koliyah.

Hey koliyah, why do you think I am the programmer?

Who says I think that?

Everybody, I heard you say it.

How did you hear me?


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