What is The Prometheus Theory?


1.

Theory, The Prometheus Pro•me•theus The•or•y

Noun Adv. (Prom-thyüs thE-rE)

1 The philosophy that helping others brings torture and pain.

2 In party with Sod’s Law, in that everything that goes wrong has been caused by the Prometheus Theory.

3 The epitome of the unfairness of life.

1 Beggar: Money, Sir?

Man in Suit: Sorry... Prometheus Theory.

2 Man: Why did that anvil fall from the sky.

Man 2: Sod's Law?

Man 3: Naw, the Prometheus Theory.

3 Man: I got fired today.

Woman: Well, thats not good, I just went grocery shopping.

(Lights go out)

Man: Oh, so we can't... pay the bills?

Woman: Thats about the gist of it.


19

Random Words:

1. Kiss my ass kma you asshole! See Brian 2. KMA (Kiss My Ass) refers to a project or job that one does for little or no pay. I'l..
1. An idea or concept that fuels nightmares or otherwise causes extreme emotional distress. Attributed to James Lileks (lileks). Goatse, ..
1. a latino rapper from Dallas Texas also know as da prince of da 214,big burd,young b big tuck tum tum and play n skillz are also dallas ..