The Property Of Ones Edit Meaning

1.

The theory regarding ones that the one-itude is directly proportional to the cold-itude of the one.

"A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all."

2.

StrongBads "bogus theory"

The Cold-itude of the One is equally proportionate to the One-itude of the One. The colder it is the more of a One it is. You don't wanna get stuck with a Cold-None.

"In some European Countries they've been known to drink cool ones or Room Temperature Ones or even WARM Ones"

See Rane