The Proteus

What is The Proteus?

a tattoo on one's ass used to help them remember their name.

Man, I'm so wasted I can't even remember my name! I better check The Proteus.

Hey look at that drunk, passed out chick. I wonder what her name is! Hopefully she has a Proteus.

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Turtle Boxing

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Excracktion

1. Manual removal of undergarments from between the cheeks of one's buttocks. syn. Picking a Wedgie After riding on my bicycle all d..

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