The Proteus

What is The Proteus?

a tattoo on one's ass used to help them remember their name.

Man, I'm so wasted I can't even remember my name! I better check The Proteus.

Hey look at that drunk, passed out chick. I wonder what her name is! Hopefully she has a Proteus.

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