What is The Proteus?
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a tattoo on one's ass used to help them remember their name.
Man, I'm so wasted I can't even remember my name! I better check The Proteus.
Hey look at that drunk, passed out chick. I wonder what her name is! Hopefully she has a Proteus.
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Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche th..