What is The Proteus?
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a tattoo on one's ass used to help them remember their name.
Man, I'm so wasted I can't even remember my name! I better check The Proteus.
Hey look at that drunk, passed out chick. I wonder what her name is! Hopefully she has a Proteus.
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What you'd get if a teletubbie and an oompa-loompa got down with it. An oompatubbie generally has the orange skin of an oompa-loomp..