What is The Protocols Of The Alberts Of Zion?
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The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.
Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.
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