The Punching Bag

What is The Punching Bag?


1.

When you punch yourself in the balls as hard as you can to kill the sperm right before you ejaculate into a woman's vagina as to avoid other forms of birth control.

"Wow, the punching bag I gave myself last night hurt, but not as bad as 18 years of child support would have."

See punching, bag, balls, birth control, testicles

2.

n. The act of taking a used condom, tying it at the end (resembling a real punching bag), and pummelling one's parter in the face with it until it breaks and the semen inside explodes on her face.

In exchange for a rowdy round of sex, John gave Betsy the punching bag.


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