What is The Puppet?
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Fisting someone in the ass while they sit on your lap. You may opt to perform a joke routine during this time.
John spent the evening working on the punchline to a great bedroom joke routine, much to Stacey's dismay. Her ass was stretched more than her vagina from getting "the puppet" one to many times this week.
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1. n. A person (preferably a female) with an awful hair-dying job, a screwed up eyebrow and thighs that make thunder thighs look sexy. A..
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Also known as S.M.S. The act of defecating on a females scalp and massaging in the feces with your weiner-stick.
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