What is The Purple Penis Mobile?


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Psilocybin, LSD, Mesculine. Taking too much of any of these substances at one time will cause you to witness the Purple Penis Mobile. No one can descibe it the same way because you're face melting off is a little more distracting but fuck it, its crazy!

Take 50 tabs of acid to the face and the Purple Penis Mobile will be revealed!

See jesus, christ, lsd, retarted, gerber baby, hood, balls, shotgun, britney spears, tony blair, bees


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