The Puss

What is The Puss?


1.

That which is not to be hated on. There are three rules of The Puss:

1) Hit the puss like there's no tommorrow.

2) Never hate on the puss.

3) Ya gotsta protect The Puss with lethal force.

Joe: I turned down some Puss last night.

Bill: What!?

Joe: I just didn't feel like hitting The Puss.

Bill: We've been friends since we were babies, but I'm afraid this has to be done, pusshater!

<Bill kills Joe.>

Bill: Never hate on The Puss!


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