The Puss

What is The Puss?


1.

That which is not to be hated on. There are three rules of The Puss:

1) Hit the puss like there's no tommorrow.

2) Never hate on the puss.

3) Ya gotsta protect The Puss with lethal force.

Joe: I turned down some Puss last night.

Bill: What!?

Joe: I just didn't feel like hitting The Puss.

Bill: We've been friends since we were babies, but I'm afraid this has to be done, pusshater!

<Bill kills Joe.>

Bill: Never hate on The Puss!


72

Random Words:

1. the sound hard shit makes on the toilet water I just took a massive kaplunk after Thanksgiving dinner!..
1. Catchy tune created by Late Night with Conan O'Brien host Conan O'Brien. Usually follows an insanely wrong joke (ie Star Jone..
1. French for love. Also meaning great love, or great lover. Romantic person. A family line from France who tends to be good lovers. Look..