The Queer Flu

What is The Queer Flu?


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The symptom one may have that leads to a Dr. visit where you then learn you are HIV positive.

Tommy: Dude I'm feeling like shit, I don't know what it is...

Mark: What'd you eat? Maybe it's food-poisoning...

Tommy: Nothin' out of the norm. Just a bagel and and a big slam filled with my own urine...

Mark: Did you wear a rubber with that Cambodian hooker last weekend?

Tommy: No. Why would I?

Mark: Dude, you may have the queer flu! You might want to get checked.

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