What is The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster?


1.

When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.

Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"

See dirty sanchez, quefe, rainbow kiss, rusty trombone, tea bag, sex


4

Random Words:

1. A small dot of pee on a males boxers/underwear caused from having to go pee or pulling it in too quickly after going pee. I got a pee d..
1. A nickname for Dominik Hasek. Chicago Blackhawks' 10th round choice ( 199th overall) in the 1983 NHL Entry Draft. The Dominator? M..
1. A furry man who is a fuck sometimes. He likes computers and shit. He thinks he's tight, but mostly, he's just a fuck. But eve..
Book Banner