The Randell

What is The Randell?


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There are four parts to the Randell

Part 1: Lubricate your hand and cock.

Part 2: Put your hand on top of a sink that is at cock level

Part 3: Thrust your cock into your hand (reverse jerk)

Part 4: Splooge directly into the sink

Dude 1: Aw man I totally did the Randell last night.

Dude 2: What's that?

Dude 1: It's where you reverse jerk into the sink

Dude 2: Damn that sounds sick I'll brb

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