The Randy Johnson

What is The Randy Johnson?


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When a guy is railing a chick in the ass with his big unit, he simultaneously shits into a baseball mit then in dirty sanchez fashion smothers his partners face in the shit laden glove.

My new girlfriend loves baseball,so last night I bent her over the couch and gave her The Randy johnson!!! It was freakin' awesome!

See shit, ass, baseball, randy johnson


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