What is The Randy Johnson?
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When a guy is railing a chick in the ass with his big unit, he simultaneously shits into a baseball mit then in dirty sanchez fashion smothers his partners face in the shit laden glove.
My new girlfriend loves baseball,so last night I bent her over the couch and gave her The Randy johnson!!! It was freakin' awesome!
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When a man inserts his testicles into an anus and then pulls them out: Balls out of your ass. Commonly the male will say "Booya&quo..
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The act of slapping one's beef curtains with the male sausage link.
Carson was too scared to have sex with Kaileigh, so he resorte..
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Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol.
I just made it up. Yay for me!..