What is The Randy Johnson?
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When a guy is railing a chick in the ass with his big unit, he simultaneously shits into a baseball mit then in dirty sanchez fashion smothers his partners face in the shit laden glove.
My new girlfriend loves baseball,so last night I bent her over the couch and gave her The Randy johnson!!! It was freakin' awesome!
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The north Jersey version of a Wawa, except without the gas. Basically a convenience store with a sandwich shop. Much better than anythin..
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An aesthetically unpleasing woman.
'Fuck me was battered last night. Ended up with a right ditch troll'
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