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1. When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session. I..

1. A smileyfied *monocle*, with the monocle worn on the left side allowing for most efficient monocling. It conveys both surprise and irri..

1. A person (most likely a man) that sits in his front yard or garage and preaches about God. You may see him with a guitar. That man righ..