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1. (N) Any garment, item or behavior that excites, beguiles or otherwise entices guys; anything that has the same effect on men that catnip..

1. Dr. Pepper and Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum, mixed in whatever ratio you like. Fuck your Appletini. I love me some Dr. Mor..