The Readings Edit Meaning

1. When you drop your Ipod in the toilet I was such a fucking dumbass, I dropped my brand new iPod in the toilet, now it's a iTurd. ..

1. Wet Ass Pussy, Juicy Pussy, Aquafina, Good Snapper. Guy 1:What happened wit the lil deal u had da other night? Guy 2:Oh u know i fucke..

1. Breasts. Derived from "torpedoes." Used to refer to the breasts of someone that you work with. A wink-wink type office frie..