What is The Real Chris Gray?
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Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.
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When you use either your shit or someone elses shit as lubricant to masterbate.
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A guy that is so sexy everywhere he goes chicks want him. The best boyfriend ever. So perfect no one is ever going to be good enough for..
