The Real Spiderman

What is The Real Spiderman?


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First created in the late spring of '06, the real spiderman was coined during one of Palmer's double labs. The real spiderman is known for being the most depraved sex act created by a Cinn-City-Citizen.

The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).

Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?

Matt: Nah, what is it?

Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.

Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.

Dan: Dude, that' messed up.

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