The Real Thing

What is The Real Thing?

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." - Adam Carolla

Patterz

1. A label used to describe a really awesome male person. He is often talked about positively and envied by lesser males. He is usually bet..

Jicka Jicka

1. dumb bitch, who is careless and hateful that jicka jicka is a bitch! See sirena..

Venezuelan Handshake

1. When a girl puts a corn husk onto your penis and jerks you off into a coffee mug. I usually always start my day with Venezuelan Handsha..

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