The Real Thing

What is The Real Thing?


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1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." - Adam Carolla


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Random Words:

1. Any orifice that any object can be inserted into to perform homosexual intercourse. Last night, Craig stuck the banana in his boyfriend..
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1. A badass guy. Greg is so zinister. See Greg..