The Real Thing

What is The Real Thing?

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." - Adam Carolla

Ass Jeeves

1. A case of diarrhea so bad a person that it causes said person to have their ass actually proceed to fall off. Recognizable by the walk o..

Quaning

1. To be chilled, laid back, or even hyper. To be in a good mood. A: Why is Kyle so happy? B: He's Quaning Fool! See calm, chill, h..

Outted

1. Being found out, usually when involving homosexuality. The lesbian was outted. See JT..

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