The Real Thing

What is The Real Thing?

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." - Adam Carolla

Blopoly

1. Receiving a blow job during a game of monopoly. Other players must be present and the game must contiinue its course of action. Dude, s..

Jelly-doughnut

1. A jelly-doughnut is when one ejaculates on anothers face and then gives him/her a swift punch to the nose strong enough to where the nos..

Rick Stare

1. Staring at someone unknown until they glance at you, then you quickly away. Repeat 3x, then point and curiously ask "Do I Know You?..

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