The Real Thing

What is The Real Thing?

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." - Adam Carolla

Optirectomy

1. A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life. "Tom is in se..

Nigger Hockey

1. Noun: Also known as basketball. When does college football season start?? I'm tired of watching nigger hockey. See nigger, hockey..

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1. To claim majority ownership of a "group" thought or joke. I.E. When during the course of a night several people evolve a funn..

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