The Real Thing

What is The Real Thing?

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." - Adam Carolla

Joe Dog

1. a penis Johnny Lerczak doesn't have a Joe Dog. The minister at the quarries wanted to see my Joe Dog. My Joe Dog is bigger than ..

Ass Smack Microwave

1. To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave doo..

B: Im Pretty Sure You Mean Pwned

See pwned, owned, pwn, pwnage, p A: i said prepare to be wned See pwned, owned, pwn, pwnage, p..

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