The Real Thing

What is The Real Thing?


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1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." - Adam Carolla


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Random Words:

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1. Noun-A double butthole anus Oh my Shirley, our baby son has an okabub! Looks like we'll be spending twice as much on toilet paper...
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