What is The Red Hand Of Ulster?
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This, rather crudely, is what happens when you masturbate a woman who is menstruating. I first heard it in Northern Ireland, which, I imagine, is its obvious place of origin and relates to the Ulster flag.
'Don't go there!'
'Why?'
'You'll get the red hand of ulster!'
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A form of governmental hierarchy which is ruled by those with the most testosterone.
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Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.
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