What is The Red Hand Of Ulster?
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This, rather crudely, is what happens when you masturbate a woman who is menstruating. I first heard it in Northern Ireland, which, I imagine, is its obvious place of origin and relates to the Ulster flag.
'Don't go there!'
'Why?'
'You'll get the red hand of ulster!'
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The unattractive combination of eye boogers and eyeliner that forms in the corner of the eyes in a slimey black blob - sometimes due to ..
