What is The Red Hand Of Ulster?


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This, rather crudely, is what happens when you masturbate a woman who is menstruating. I first heard it in Northern Ireland, which, I imagine, is its obvious place of origin and relates to the Ulster flag.

'Don't go there!'

'Why?'

'You'll get the red hand of ulster!'

See the, red, hand, of


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