What is The Red Hat?
1.
The red hat of Dan, it is amazing and is vital for the earth to stay populated and healthy. It has mystical powers.
Wow, you've got a red hat like Dan's, but it's not Dan's so you SUCK, Dan rules!!
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2.
That's a fucking sick ass red had that Dan is wearing....mofo
Holyshit, that is by far the sickest ass red hat on Dan.
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The sickest hat u have ever seen. it makes white snow turn orange. dan once put a hat that smelled like shit on top of it.
Dan sucks
Holy shit get a new fucking hat dan
