The Redneck Jesus

What is The Redneck Jesus?


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The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardtis the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.

"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

See redneck, jesus, nascar, turn left, west virginia

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The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardtis the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.

"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

See redneck, jesus, nascar, turn left, west virginia


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