The Redwood Scale

What is The Redwood Scale?


1.

a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.

What a bitch, she's at least a 3.5 on the redwood scale


38

Random Words:

1. Idiot, stupid, ditzy, someone who just doesn't get it. Australia derivation, especially used in Queensland where there are many nup..
1. An abbreviation for the phrase "Nigga stole my bike!" The phrase originates from a Something Awful photoshop edit of a screens..
1. Zar-jacked is a subset of deja vu. It's when you think you've been to a place that someone is describing, but you suddenly re..