The Redwood Scale

What is The Redwood Scale?


1.

a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.

What a bitch, she's at least a 3.5 on the redwood scale


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