The Register

What is The Register?

when you stick your cock in and out of a girl real fast giving her the bug eye effect

yeah i rung her up like a register her eyes almost popped out

Crack-smokin' Hot

1. When someone is obvious drug-addled or absolutely crazy, but are extremely attractive none the less. Like smokin' hot, but for cra..

Laptop Commuter

1. A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer" The plane had a..

Tacorod

1. The act of lathering ones shaft with beef, steak, chicken or any other (cooked) meats; before engaging in oral sex. "Wow... Last n..

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