The Register

What is The Register?

when you stick your cock in and out of a girl real fast giving her the bug eye effect

yeah i rung her up like a register her eyes almost popped out

Might Make An Octopus Worry

1. A bad idea, a wrong choice. Doing something stupid. Plugging an AC adaptor into a crowded wall outlet might make an octopus worry. See..

Itchers

1. Slang term for narcotic painkillers (Vicodin, Percocet, Percodan, Norco, Lortab, Oxycodone, Oxycontin) because of the "itchy" ..

Zloof

1. VERB: 1] to masturbate with the specific intention of being caught. INTERJECTION: 2] the word that is screamed by said masturbator wh..

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