The Register

What is The Register?

when you stick your cock in and out of a girl real fast giving her the bug eye effect

yeah i rung her up like a register her eyes almost popped out

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress

1. a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them. Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese wait..

Ho'ed Yourself

1. To tell someone they just did/said something stupid. Bill: The sky is blue? Tom: You Ho'ed yourself!..

Mike Valant

1. When a black man has a small chink penis. I heard Denzel's wife wont fuck him cause hes got a Mike Valant dick. See chode, small ..

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