The Remote Control

What is The Remote Control?


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n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control

OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.

See remote, control, cattle, prod, tool, male, fiddle, cove, female, baby, act


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