The Reserve

What is The Reserve?


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The girl that you've been dating for years and are now cheating on but won't leave you. She has no idea and believes everything you say. She also doesn't question spending entire weekends with your "friends".

Me: What are you doing this weekend?

Friend: The reserves planned a girl's night, so I told my reserve that I was going to hang out with you... You got me covered???

See cheat, girlfriend, man-date, loyal, lie


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