What is The Ribbon Dancer?
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When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashion. Commonly used when cumming onto a girl's face to sneak it into her hair or eyes.
She kept telling me to cum on her so I gave her the ribbon dancer.
I was quite proud when I went from a houdini into ribbon dancer into a sad clown into a mushroom stamp.
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