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The act of going down on a woman while she defecates. like a blumpkin.
Jenny wanted me to blumpershoot her but we just got back from ta..
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A man who has not had sex with his wife for twenty years and will kill any man who does.
Do not hit on that woman because she has an Ir..
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A term used to describe a footballer (soccer player) who has a bulge in his shorts.
"I love Footballboners!"
See football, s..
