The Rodeo

What is The Rodeo?


1.

when participating in love making with one's girlfriend in the "doggystyle" position, mention to hear that you had participated in the same act with her sister (or best friend) the night before. As she tries to get away, you continue to hang on, like riding a bucking bronco. Stay on for 8 seconds and you're the winner.

Alex told me that he wanted to break up with his girlfriend Gwynevere, so he pulled a rodeo on her stankin ass. He only stayed on for 7 seconds though, but that's still good. Here dude, I'll show you. We got it on tape.

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2.

When a guy's fucking a girl from behind and he has his friends jump out of the closet. When she tries to get up, he holds on and sees how long he can ride her.

Bitch, I'd give you the rodeo, if I only had a penis...

3.

When a chick is riding a guy and then the guy grabs onto her hips and says, "I have AIDS." He then procedes to hold onto her for as long as he can.

"Uhn Uhn Uhn oh yeah baby do me hard...."

"I HAVE AIDS"

"AHHH LET GO YOU BASTARD AHHHHH"

4.

This set up requires four people, two in the closet and two having sex. When you are comfortable with your girlfriend you ask her if she would be willing to try anal sex. If she agrees, you just barely slip it in when your two buddies come jumping out of the closet with a stop watch and a video camera. If you can hold on for 8 seconds, you win.

Last night I performed the rodeo on my girlfriend, this morning she dumped me.

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5.

the act of doig a girl doggystyleand at the point of climax you lean over and exclame "i have aids" and try to stay on/in her for the full 8 seconds.

jeff- so i did The Rodeo last night.

bill- how did it go?

jeff- well...i fell of at 5 seconds

bill- aww man just 3 more seconds and you would have had it

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6.

Supplies: closet full of friends, Video camera, Timer, A

girl willing to take it from behind.

Instructions: Begin to Ass-fuck your girl.

Your friends hide in the closet with the Video

camera, and the timer.

When nearing orgasm, signal your friends to

run out of the closet filming the girl (bull)

and screaming wildly as if at the rodeo.

Start the timer.

Count loudly and try to hold on for your full

8 seconds.

The girl will try to cover herself up, don't let her. Keep riding her till the timer is up.

Guy: Call The gang together! we're going to pull The Rodeo on

my new girl!

Friend: Awesome! I'll call everyone, and get my timer!

Guy: Great! I'll get my camera and call the girl.

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7.

While in your chick, offend her and see how long u can stay at it for.

I was seeing this bitch for months and had a month break.

The next time we caught up, i decided to get her with the rodeo. While in the doggie, I leant over her shoulder and whispered in her ear, 'I have aids', fish-hooked her, and held on for dear life as the bitch tried to dislodge me.

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