What is The Ronald?
1.
The process of cheating on your girlfriend, secretly being outed(girlfriend finds out), and finally vomiting after realizing that the brownies she made you contain another man's sperm. (Related to a local Cleveland legend that has recently been de-mythed.)
"Hey, did you hear that Charlene dumped Hank after she found out about his affair?"
"No, how did she let him have it!?"
"SHE GAVE HIM THE RONALD!!!"
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