What is The Rowdy Pirate?
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You're doing a girl doggy style, then you pull out and spit on her back, making her think you came. Then you shoot in her eye and she covers it with one hand like a patch, and gets up to tell at you. You kick her in the shin and make her hop around on one leg like a pirate while she says "ARRRRR"
I gave some girl the rowdy pirate and she still called me back the next day! Zander!
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