What is The Royal Raccoon?
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The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!
The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.
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The time when the American public must decide who they want to fuck up their country for the next 4 years.
Flip a quarter and vote acco..
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A euphemism for the male genitalia.
Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
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