What is The Royal Raccoon?
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The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!
The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.
Random Words:
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When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit"..