The Royal Raccoon

What is The Royal Raccoon?


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The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!

The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.


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