What is The Royal Raccoon?
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The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!
The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.
Random Words:
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To climb a tree really fast.
I totally can Chriswheat that tree better than you can!
See tree, fast, climb, quickly, insane..
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that extra roll of toilet paper you put on top of the toilet or on the side on the bathroom counter in case you think your gonna run out..
