The Royal Tannenbaum

What is The Royal Tannenbaum?


1.

Receiving the act of oral fellatio while indulging your pallet with Domino's Cheesy Bread as paid for by the current fellatio artist. Similar to the " Blumpkin" however you ingest food instead of expel.

The Royal Tannenbaum:

Male: Hey are you drunk?

Female: YA! Lets make out!

Male: Okay!

*make out make out*

Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!

Male: Umm yea kinda...

(assuming she meant oral sex)

Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's

...20 min later...

Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!

Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!

See blumpkin, sex, fellatio, tannenbaum


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