The Rude Awakening

What is The Rude Awakening?

slap soemone across the face with your penis

last night i give my girlfriend the rude awakening

See rude, hard, good

Much like the Russian Tattoo only you do it when the victim is asleep, thus waking them up.

She wasnt waking up so i gave her the rude awakening and she was up in no time.

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Oople

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