What is The Rude Awakening?
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slap soemone across the face with your penis
last night i give my girlfriend the rude awakening
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Much like the Russian Tattoo only you do it when the victim is asleep, thus waking them up.
She wasnt waking up so i gave her the rude awakening and she was up in no time.
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