What is The Runner-up E-mail?
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The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.
"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."
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A sexual act in which a banana covered in hot sauce (used as lube) is inserted into someone's anus
I still can't sit down aft..
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aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract atten..
