What is The Runner-up E-mail?
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The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.
"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."
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when one has the urge to toke up, one might then acquire some reefer and reef it up or "get high". This involves smoking the ..
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A joke about people's moms
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama is ..