What is The Runner-up E-mail?
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The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.
"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."
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you hit your friends and when they are like wtf mate, you say "God told me to"
alex: WTF y did you punch me
other guy: God t..
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when you put a glob of hand sanitizer in your hand and pimp slap someone across the face possibly getting the hand sanitizer in their ey..
