The Runner-up E-mail

What is The Runner-up E-mail?


1.

The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.

"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."


36

Random Words:

1. East stroudsburg South is the name for the high school in East Stroudsburg, PA located on North Courtland Street. It is currently underg..
1. A pleasing progression of chords, as heard in "Cat Empire"'s song 1,4,5. Feelgood and uplifting. Me: Hey, what's up..
1. When a Girl is Giving a Guy oral sex and the Girl Gags and throws up all over the Guys Penis and then the Guy sticks his penis in the Gi..