The Runner-up E-mail

What is The Runner-up E-mail?


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The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.

"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."


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