What is The Runner-up E-mail?
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The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.
"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."
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A homosexual who seeks out sexual encounters in public parks.
We were going to have a picnic in the park, but there were too many park ..
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Fenway Park
Cocksuckers like Todd and Phillip hang out at the rat infested shithole in Boston where they watch their faggot team play b..
