What is The Runner-up E-mail?
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The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.
"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."
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Diarrhea that is so foul that it leaves a permanent stain on the toilet that even paint thinner cannot remove.
Denny's last night ..
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An evil, mean spirited, and generally, huge asshole that lives in a basement.
That guy is almost as big of a bastard as sockington...
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When a basketball player gets hot from the three point line and makes a bunch of shots.
Lee Humphrey went unconscious from deep and hel..
