The Russian Mitten

What is The Russian Mitten?


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This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.

"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."

See five hole, homosexual, francis, christmas


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