The Ryan Shocker

What is The Ryan Shocker?

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When a dude is kindly pleasuring his man friend and decides to surprise him by quickly inserting his pinky, ring finger, and middle finger into his anus and looping the thumb and pointer finger around his mangina, stroking it ever so gently. This should "shock" him, seeing as how three fingers are A LOT of fingers to have in the ass at one time. I meeeeeeeeeean its freaking crazy!!

The other night my roomate Ryan was having sex with is life partner, Roberto, and all of a sudden i heard a scream as though someone was getting electrocuted; I bet he was kind enough to give Roberto the Ryan Shocker!

See shocker, anus, finger, gay, sex
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