The Salty Seaman

What is The Salty Seaman?

1.

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!

Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!

See Blumpkin Man
4

Random Words:

Odt
1. ODT- On Dis ting Person 1- Yo fam, I jus made 5 tunes today. Person 2- Blud, You r ODT. See on, dis, ting, fully, on point 2. Acron..
Read more
He Ms
1. Male form of PMS. Occurs most often at that time of the month (rent is due, term paper due). OMG watch out for Julian, he's got s..
Read more
Drop-top Booty
1. The booty that looks nice big round and TIGHT in the jeans, but as soon as the jeans come off, wha bam! watch it drop Man I had this gi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free