The Salty Seaman

What is The Salty Seaman?

1.

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!

Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!

See Blumpkin Man
4

Random Words:

Rabal
1. The murmur heard when a large group people are talking among one another. In a classroom: ad-lib rabal, rabal, rabal, rabal.... mr l..
Read more
Kittfaced
1. When a boy hooks up with an ugly girl. John: "Dude, you got kittfaced!" Jim: "Man I know, her fat rolls were everywhere..
Read more
Lehan
1. The last name of the most awesome girl in the history of FOREVER. "I wish I could be as cool as Ashleigh Lehan" "I know..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free