What is The Sandler?
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When you are home sick from school, and masterbate to hot men eating cantelope
"I didn't feel well so just stroked the pole and pulled the sandler all day long"
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A sex position that is performed in a tent in your back yard done to your thid grade teacher and involves ice cubes, a nine iron, and a water buffalo, live or stuffed(preferably stuffed for saftey sakes)
Oh miss third grade teacher perform the sandler to you all math class long.
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