The Sandler

What is The Sandler?


1.

When you are home sick from school, and masterbate to hot men eating cantelope

"I didn't feel well so just stroked the pole and pulled the sandler all day long"

2.

A sex position that is performed in a tent in your back yard done to your thid grade teacher and involves ice cubes, a nine iron, and a water buffalo, live or stuffed(preferably stuffed for saftey sakes)

Oh miss third grade teacher perform the sandler to you all math class long.

See sex, ice, water buffalo, nine, iron


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