The Sarah Parker

What is The Sarah Parker?


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one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.

"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.

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