The Sauron Pants

What is The Sauron Pants?

1.

The Pants that the Servant of Darkness, Sauron, if you will, Is renound for wearing during his campaign against the good peoples of Middle Earth. These Pants have been known to change on Sunday, when Sauron plays golf with the Witch King of Angmar and Tom Bombadil.

This is also a term used to establish dominance in a relationship.

Wife: Honey, I wanna buy these shoes.

Man: NO! NO SHOES FOR YOU!

Wife: But why not?! I am buying the shoes!

Man: NO! I WEAR THE SAURON PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!

Wife: :(

See sauron, lotr, tom, earth
22

Random Words:

In The Tunnel
1. 1. Saying something that renders people silent, looking at you, and wondering what the fuck you're talking about. 2. Looking stu..
Read more
Henessy
1. A misspelling of Hennessy, a Cognac liquor somewhat recently popularized by Tupac Shakur and several other performers. As listed in slan..
Read more
Keepin' It Raw
1. hip-hop slang: a term meaning that one is maintaining a consistently mid-to-high level of rugged behaviour/demeanor and/or illegal activ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free