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The act of jacking off with ones own shit.
I stress that you use your own shit because using someone elses....would just be gross...aye..
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A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your han..
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A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.
hey bartender!
I am cold and..