The Schlagpole

What is The Schlagpole?


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Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."

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