The Scorpion

What is The Scorpion?


1.

The scorpion is performed by two perpetrators on a victim: one perpetrator gives the victim a double titty twister from behind, causing the victim to instinctively arch his back. When this happens, the second perpetrator punches the victim in the ballsac.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to Jared?

Pete: Yeah, he got the scorpion!

See taint, ballsac, the goat, nipples

2.

When a man before,during, or after sex takes his finger and fish hooks the females mouth, anus, or vagina pulling it towards his crotch region to insert his penis all while saying very loudly "GET OVER HERE" like scorpion from mortal kombat . This can be preformed with or without the female's consent This must be preformed while the female is conscious or else this would be classified as a "Creepy Crawler"

"Yo my friend almost gave his girl the scorpion after senior dress up day"

"i live in a giant bucket"

See scorpion, funny, laugh


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