What is The Self Preservation Society?


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1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)

2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.

1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'

2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.


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