The Sexican

What is The Sexican?


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A drunk ridiculous Mexican. One who pees in people's soap dispensers and closets. One who loves Kiss and Rush and death metal. One whom exhibits the underage buying and drinking of alcohol right after exiting alcohol abuse class.

One who wanted to tame the Booffalo with sloppy seconds. One who will fight to the end for a friend.

The sexican is half white, half Mexican, and fully intoxicated.

The sexican bought beer underage successfully for six years under the alias Chris.

After 10 years the sexican finally shaved his mustache in Panama City for some random girl. "Who the hell is that dirty Mexican without a mustache!"

See dirty sanchez, chris


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