The Sexifiers

What is The Sexifiers?


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The most awesomest techni-rock band in history. They were created in Tampa, Florida and are known for their hit songs Fashion Police, Sexified Eroticness, Alaskan Pipeline, and Popped Collar Kid. Their new album, The Sounds Of Sexified Eroticness is dropping in August of 2005.

1.Holy Shit! The lead singer of the Sexifiers is so hot!

2.Hey guess what? The SexiFiers are coming to town.

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The SexiFiers are:

1)Hot

2)Awesome

3)Sexy

4)The Best Ever

5)Pimps

6)A techni-rock band from Tampa

7)Mark Stern- Vocals, Guitar

8)David Gewandter- Vocals

9)John Ciotti- Bass, Guitar

10)Tom Albrechta- Drums

The SexiFiers are not:

1)Faggoty

2)Ugly

3)Not Awesome

4)Not Sexy

5)Not Hot

6)Not Pimps

1)The SexiFiers are freaking awesome!!

2)The SexiFiers are not not freaking Awesome!!!


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