What is The Sexy Drunken Scotsman?


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A native of Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada and braving the New World.

With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.

Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.

Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.

Truly a modern day Saint.

Random Person1: Who's that over there?

Random Person2: Him? That's The Sexy Drunken Scotsman!

Random Person1: Does he even have a name?

Random Person2: No one really knows. He's often too drunk to know himself.

See och aye, The Sexy Drunken Scotsman


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